He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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