And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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