and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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