when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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