Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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