Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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