talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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