there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We left an ass print on the piano.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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