I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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