oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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