Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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