If that was your dad, he is hot
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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