This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They took my balls.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
