I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think people are normalizing furries
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
