Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i've created a new STD.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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