You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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