I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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