dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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