She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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