you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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