I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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