She's JV to your varsity
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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