i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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