He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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