i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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