just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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