I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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