Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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