we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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