We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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