Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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