That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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