sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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