I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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