What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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