Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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