i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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