I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
