Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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