After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
