There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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