I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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