therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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