I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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