Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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