I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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