we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have tasted many bathrooms
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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