I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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