i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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