Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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