I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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