So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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