My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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