whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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