so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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