What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
